What a spooky place. Egad! On their way to Emerald City, they are captured by the Wicked Witch of the West (of course, Miss Piggy) and her flying monkeys (other muppets). I say, we don't seem to be gettin' any closer. It's that simple wimp Pimpernel, and his humpy humple-dumple … can we just get on with the story? No, because I provide my own background music. Uh … I dunno. Why did you put the penguins in the "Heat Wave" number? I think "hot cross bunnies" was too hip for 'em. That was very sweet of you. All those weeks, nursing me back to health …. They're shipping me out. Uh, no problem! So tonight, we're going to recreate some of our favorite movie moments, with the help of our very special friends, Dudley Moore and Lily Tomlin! Well — 'cause great Dudley would sound silly? They wanted an encore. And those uh, unbelievable monsters? https://the-muppet.fandom.com/wiki/The_Muppets'_Wizard_of_Oz Egad! You were great. The film stars Ashanti, Jeffrey Tambor, Quentin Tarantino, David Alan Grier, Queen Latifah, Steve Whitmire, Dave Goelz, Bill Barretta, and Eric Jacobson. The Wizard Of Oz -- Movie Script ** DISCLAIMER & CREDITS ** This script was transcribed by Paul Rudoff. (film reel whirring & laughing.) I love Oz. The Logo from Dorothy … Our hoses won't reach! The name of Caesar will endure forever. Dorothy: "Aunt Em, look, Aunt Em, look, it's a key from Oz." People of Rome! Thank you. Stop! Listen, don't let that worry you. Oh, I knew you would! Thank you, thank you! I wanted to tell you something if I could. Oh, and a root beer to go with it. But it's a tacky old screen. . We're locking up! Your hand — look at it. https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/The_Muppets_Go_to_the_Movies/transcript?oldid=1373388. Ahem. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears …. We've got another one. Just don't. I remember! Gets the old transmission turnin'. Well, I guess it's like a mutual admiration society, then, because I think, ever since I first laid eyes on you, I thought that, uh …. Stop! Rhett Butler, not "Rats Butler". I may move there. You never tell ME I can introduce a horror movie. And now, ladies and gentlemen, a song made famous by the legendary Marilyn Monroe, performed tonight by my favorite pig singer, and her penguins! Uh, it's just somebody I'm working on — uh — I mean, working. Hey, you're on in a second. Verified Purchase. Good idea. Oh, Kermit, not today. Here we are in the castle of the cardinal, D'Escargot. And special guest star Lily Tomlin! Web. Aunt Em: "It's just the key to the old trailer right before the cyclone, I must've turned it 100 times." You have a roommate! You fool. Uh, what do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Oh! Hi-ho and welcome to The Great Muppet Movie Ride! I may not die, but I hope to be badly injured! Ah! Hey, wait a minute — hold it, hold it. Helpful. What a sweet thing to say. No. Great tribute to the Roman epic. Motion pictures have always meant entertainment. With guest star Dudley Moore! Now, today, some of the Muppets and I will be guiding you through the history of movies on our new studio tour. Yeah. Dorothy: "It's a key: O and Z, Oz ." Aunt Em disapproves, but with Uncle Henry's best wishes, she goes to the audition, arriving late a… It will premiere on Disney Channel on September 18, 2020. On her way to see the Wizard, she meets the Scarecrow (Kermit), the Tin Thing (Gonzo), and the Cowardly Lion (Fozzie) who all wish to have something given by the wizard. Good evening. Thank you. Don't worry, folks. Yeah! But now, Dudley Moore and Lily Tomlin in a UFO movie! Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. Well, if you do not wish death, how about a rubber chicken?". The Muppets' Wizard of Oz (TV Movie 2005) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Afanfare plays asKermit comes on-screen ] KERMIT: Thank you, thank you! Well, then don't look over your shoulder. The film is the sequel to The Muppets' Wizard of Oz. Yes, but it was you! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. 5 people found this helpful. You just blew a hole in the movie screen! Oh, that's okay, it's only a tacky old movie. Uh, no — I think I'll wait and let people see that in the theater. Tonight, the part of Dorothy is played by ME! Janice Uh, no problem! Ahem. Heh heh. Voila! Ashanti sparkles as Dorothy and meets the Wizard, who promises to make her a superstar -- if she and the Scarecrow (Kermit), the Tin Thing (Gonzo), and the Cowardly Lion (Fozzie), can defeat Oz's #1 diabolical diva, the Wicked Witch of the West (Miss Piggy)! 1.0 out of 5 stars Don't do it. Stop! Oh, there you are! Ha-ha. Stop! Oh. The film stars Ashanti , Jeffrey Tambor , Quentin Tarantino , David Alan Grier , Queen Latifah , Steve Whitmire , Dave Goelz , Bill Barretta , … We tied elastic ropes around their ankles. Dorothy finds the Oz key right on the ground. Well, they ain't a-got us yet, Jeb boy! Okay —, Wha — hold it, uh, couldn't we talk about this just a —. Sorry. Say, Waldorf, were some of those horses cows? Make way for the great Caesar! Stop it right — Stop! Sit down, relax in this chair with the wrist straps. Bring me another grasshopper. Here's my favorite movie of all time, one of the great swashbucklers. Ahem. Dorothy Gale is a young woman who lives in a trailer park in Kansas, working as a waitress at her family's diner. to walk around the street dressed like that. It's almost ridiculous, because, well, I've always, quite frankly, I've hated those tacky horror movies. "Hey-ho, Olaf the Frog here, with another great show for you" — this is not right! And also a coffee that doesn't taste bitter. I'm a frog. For there, the dreaded Scarlet Pimpernel is making his escape! Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2020 . I could get a case of the Andy Hardys over you. Directed by James Bobin and written by Bobin and Nicholas Stoller, the film stars Malina Weissman, Neil Patrick Harris, Michael Keaton, and Julianne Moore. From the 1981 TV special "The Muppets Go to the Movies." Mustn't say what? Dorothy has dreams of becoming a famous singer, but when a tornado hits Kansas and Dorothy rushes to save Toto, her prawn (she couldn't afford a dog), she is whisked away to Oz where she meets the four witches (all played by Miss Piggy) and the Munchkins of Oz (the rats). Ahem. https://www.scripts.com/script/the_muppets'_wizard_of_oz_20906. Waitress — grasshoppers for everybody! That is why I have asked the Muppets to leave well enough alone, and do instead their tasteless tribute to the Western. Miss Piggy (off … Oh — Beauregard, next up is your tribute to the Hollywood stuntmen. Muppets' Wizard Of Oz Script - Dialogue Transcript. Uh — yeah. I don't believe in all that "angel of death" nonsense. Help us! When I throw this switch … we are going to perform the world's first joke transplant! Well, it's worse when they dub 'em into English. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Muppets' Wizard Of Oz. Call the fire department! Oh, wow. Well, the preacher man says that if you wanna get close to people, you gotta try community singin'! Never before such PASSION! Aha! What color is it? It's by his brother, Gummo. You said in your letter that you're the funniest bear in the world. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Lions attack innocent people. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Boy. Slaves suffer public humiliation. Rats? Scarlett, who could put out a fire like that? Well, I've done a lot of it since then, and it all adds up to just one thing. Uh, uh, uncle, uh, don't go to any trouble on my account. I never did have a very good sense of direction. WALTER: That's me, Walter. Thank you. script copyright © 1939 Metro-Goldwyn-Meyer. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz tells the story of a Kansas farmgirl named I love Oz. Gummo, swing down on yon chandelier and capture yon Pimpernel! Egad! Never before such EXCITEMENT! Ladies and gentlemen, stand by for the television event of the decade! Oh, wow! The Muppets' Wizard of Oz is a 2005 musical fantasy television film directed by Kirk R. Thatcher. You must be tired. Well — the Fred Astaire tribute you did in. Our world lies in ruins, burning on the horizon. Here comes one now—"? So. Kermit … I wouldn't be seen dead driving one of those cheap Japanese cars. She desperately wishes to leave home and become a famous singer, but her dreams of becoming one appear impossible. Okay, let me just lock up here. And who is the man who loves Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpets beyond all things? We could play the jukebox and cut a rug …. In 2005, after The Muppets' Wizard of Oz, they were bought by The Walt Disney Company. the muppets take there ride on the ride with this wizard of oz remake and the result is a wonderful, funny, entertaining, and fun for the whole family film Michael E Super Reviewer Jan 10, 2010 Tonight, the part of Dorothy is played by — Fer sure. Hi, Lily. You betcha, buster. It worked well for background noise while we did crafts. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. You just can't be leaving today. for dinner? And here's our special guest star, Lily Tomlin, in a war movie! Uh, uh, uh, uh, "Swell. [A red curtain is on screen. Oh. Ahem. Fer sure. Will you knock it off?? This one isn't by Ingmar Bergman. What'd you do with the ones we lent you last week? Yoikes, Porthos, thou art correct! Well, in that case, um … I've been wanting to let you know that I think you are very, very attractive. Oh! Fer sure. A-ba-dee, a-ba-dee, that's all, folks! I hope my uncle isn't some kind of a weirdo. One day, after completing her shift at her family's diner, she overhears that the Muppets are looking for a female singer for a cross-country "Star Hunt." The Muppets' Wizard of Oz is a 2005 American-Canadian fantasy television film directed by Kirk Thatcher and starring Ashanti and The Muppets with supporting roles done by Jeffrey Tambor, Quentin Tarantino, David Alan Grier, and Queen Latifah.The film was produced by Bill Barretta and written by Debra Frank, Steve L. Hayes, Tom Martin, and Adam F. Goldberg based on a story by Frank and Hayes. I'll work up an act and join a traveling show. I've never laughed so much in all my life. Oh, Rowlf — it's time for your silent movie piece. Oh, you mean that part of the movie where I did that real car driving? Here, your foot. Are you kidding? On her way to see the Wizard, she meets the Scarecrow (Kermit), the Tin Thing (Gonzo), and the Cowardly Lion (Fozzie) who all wish to have something given by the wizard. Locking up. Will you quit — what are you doing? [The Muppets come in] KERMIT: And now here's the inventor of your tour trams today, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew! What — hold! The Muppets are a famous group of puppets created by the Jim Henson Company. Oh, yes, thank you very much. Never before such DANGER! Well, hubba-hubba, you are some kinda cute stuff, flyboy. And now, Gummo Bergman's, The narration says: "In my dream, I walked in the garden of my grandfather, as I did in childhood. Perhaps it is a clue! And — and now, and now, ahem — because the film is not in English, I shall translate. I love Oz. [laughing] Walter: [laughs] That's my … And furthermore, it has lumps all over it! The villain has dropped something! Last night, we said a great many things. Did anybody ever tell you, you got eyes like ping-pong balls floating in green motor oil. Thank you! The Muppets Live in Seattle WA October, 1 2021 Transcript Vanderbilt Light Hall: Bissell 35961, 65856, and 35452 Operation and Maintenance Transcript Eskind … STANDS4 LLC, 2021. It is the second film to be made for television in The Muppets franchise . In this version of the story, she is an aspiring singer who works at a diner owned by Aunt Em. I mean, me of all people? … unidentified falling objects. But you can make it up to us by letting us do our rat production number. Oh, look! You've heard of Rosie the Riveter. Thank you! I don't know why, but they've asked me to come out and introduce the Muppets' tribute to horror movies. Read more. You ain't got time to stop and change your shoes now! What is going on? What's that? I don't want you to get the wrong idea, because, um … well, I know you are Miss Piggy's guy. Oh, I love root beer, it greases my gears. Hmm. 1 Plot 2 Cast 2.1 Muppet performers 2.2 Muppet Cast In 1898, in kansas, “Mr. I'm family. Well, you may know it and she may know it, but the vote's not in from the frog. No, no, no. Aha! On their way to Emerald City, they are captured by the Wicked Witch of the West (of course, Miss Piggy) and her flying monkeys (other muppets). Tonight, the part of Dorothy is played by ME! England. Look what the critics are saying…, And now, the moment you've all been waiting for …. But first — but first I gotta fly some planes for Uncle Sam. Aha! Well, I'd love it. Oh — well — I'm pleased to meet you too, Gloria. Okay, everybody out. I'd like to introduce my favorite flick of all time. Janice, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Scooter, and Fozzie in a tribute to "The Wizard of Oz." I brought your sushi burger, Colonel O'Malley. "What do you get when you add sugar to hamburger — sweetish meatballs." Thank you. When they finally make it back to Emerald City, the Wizard is really a man from … Dorothy Gale is a young woman living in a trailer park in Kansas. the muppets take there ride on the ride with this wizard of oz remake and the result is a wonderful, funny, entertaining, and fun for the whole family film Michael E Super Reviewer Jan 10, 2010 Some people believe in UFOs, or in other words …. Stop! A big white set! The Muppets of Oz is a “Correction/Remake” of the Muppets’ Wizard of Oz, as well as the 9th theatrical Muppet movie. I'd like to introduce my favorite flick of all time, The Wizard of Oz. Heh. Hi. I mean, some of the things that … like, uh … that I've seen created, are, uh … they're really … they're almost … oh, help …. Uh, 'scuse me, buddy — you dropped your pig. Dorothy goes right over to Aunt Em who's busy fixing everything up. And if'n I die, I'm a-gonna die with my boots on. Well, up until now, I've always been interested in moving pictures. The year was 1796, and three men held the future of France by a single, slender thread. ", "Ah. What else? They — they made you look good, uh, Piggy. I know, uh … Kermit, I'm glad that I've found you here. They'll be back. This gosh-awful war is just ruining everything. Gary: Where... Where'd you go? My children love the muppets and the wizard of oz but had no interest in this movie while it was on. You know, long before we Muppets were making movies of our own, we loved just watching them. "The Muppets' Wizard of Oz" Scripts.com. I'm supposed to be in black and white. They debuted in The Muppet Show, which lasted five seasons, 24 episodes each. Finally, theMuppets' Wizard Of Oz scriptis here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Ashanti and Quentin Tarantino movie. Tickle tickle tickle. (Plays Mammoths by John Powell, DATWOO 4th Anniversary Scenes We see a montage of clips from various DATWOO 4 Years (such as Dorothy and the Wizard Of Oz, The Muppets Wizard Of Oz, Tom And Jerry and The Wizard Of Oz, Tom And Jerry Back To Oz, The Wizard Of Oz (1939), The Wizard Of Oz (1982), Oz The Great and Powerful, Wilhelmina says "Come on banana brains". No, no, I ordered tuna, as you told me. I'm Kermit the Frog! Its evident shortcomings in casting, songs, writing tone, and humor all add up to an experience which is never more than mildly entertaining and always far short of the excitement promised in theory. All Debra Frank scripts | Debra Frank Scripts. Yes, I flew through the air with the greatest of ease. I may move there. It is now time for the first of tonight's film tributes! Transcript (Plays Mammoths by John Powell, DATWOO 4th Anniversary Scenes We see a montage of clips from various DATWOO 4 Years (such as Dorothy and the Wizard Of Oz, The Muppets Wizard Of Oz, Tom And Jerry and The Wizard Of Oz, Tom And Jerry Back To Oz, The Wizard Of Oz (1939), The Wizard Of Oz (1982), Oz The Great and Powerful, Wilhelmina says "Come on banana brains". Yep. The Muppets: Return to Oz is an upcoming 2020 American-Canadian fantasy television film directed by Kirk Thatcher and starring Keke Palmer and The Muppets with supporting roles done by Jeffrey Tambor, Quentin Tarantino, David Alan Grier, and Queen Latifah. I mean, I think they're almost laugh — laughable, with their — those cheap lighting effects and things. Rully. Gladiators fight to the death. But I don't — I — the rats have gone, sir. Chibi-Cub. Very good, men! Oh. Hi. We're creatures of genius. Everybody out! I told you I can't remember a thing. … uh, that you're the perfect person to introduce the horror movie. No, it's okay. The Muppets' Wizard of Oz is a 2005 musical fantasy television film directed by Kirk R. Thatcher. Source Dorothy Gale is the protagonist of L. Frank Baum's novel, The Wizard of Oz, played by Ashanti in The Muppets' Wizard of Oz. I'd like to introduce my favorite flick of all time, The Wizard of Oz. But I would like people to see what a great singer and dancer my little Kermie-kins is. Think …. Well, rats aren't beasts of burden. But there are those few rare examples of the filmmaker's craft that transcend the norm and cross over into the world of art. The color comes in a minute. Do you know why they call me great Caesar? It won't be long, honey. Gentlemen, attack! Oh — I hear you, sir. Report abuse. Locking up. Yeah, let me just lock up the doors here. Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to see the great Dudley Moore, in a colossal widescreen Roman epic! … Everybody out, guys. Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpet? Uh, well, uh, uh, good luck with it then. Come on in guys! Listen, we've already done a number like that. We'll win this war, and then I'll be home, and then, well, you know. Our love is like a beacon — a flame that you have kindled in my heart. Hey — what about me? WALTER: I have the best life in the whole world. Hello! Crystal chandeliers! Well, they're back in the 19th century! That does it! Transcript (♪Paul Simon: "Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard".) But come, nephew. The Muppets' Wizard of Oz - Wikipedia. Hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya! Yonder is the kidnapper! Hi-ho and welcome! Oh, Rhett — I have a heavy heart tonight. Those grasshoppers are pretty salty. Posted: (3 days ago) The Muppets' Wizard of Oz is a 2005 musical fantasy television film directed by Kirk R. Thatcher.It is the second film to be made for television in The Muppets franchise.The film stars Ashanti, Jeffrey Tambor, Quentin Tarantino, David Alan Grier, Queen Latifah, Steve Whitmire, Dave Goelz, Bill Barretta, and Eric Jacobson.. Rully. All hail Caesar! And now, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Lily Tomlin, starring in. … We should've left when we could have. Well, it's okay. The audience loved it. It is the second film to be made for television in The Muppets franchise. You can remember, and you will. KERMIT!! We are always right, my friend, because …. Yeah, but they just blew a hole in the movie screen. Uh … well … I'm … I'm a frog. Here, let me help you. 16 May 2021. Well, meet Gloria the Greasemonkey-ess. Who did this to me? Okay, and uh, listen, thanks for saying that I could do the horror movie introduction. Oh, no, no, you must think harder. I told you you'd remember! Nice show, Floyd. And in all of France, there is but one bakery that makes such a delicacy. The Muppets Live In Asbury Park NJ September, 1, 2021 Transcript; GMA News of The Muppets 2011: Walter Has Stepped Out Transcript; Courtyard By Marriott Nashville at Opryland: Bissell 71V92 and 71Y72 Operation and Maintenance Transcript; Eskind Biomedical Library: Bissell 6596Q and 22C12 Operator Safety Transcript So, let there be celebrations in the streets …. Oh, gee whiz. Tonight, the part of Dorothy is played by — Miss Piggy (off-screen) I'm not ready! Humperdinck's lumpy humper-cumpel crumple-pumple? We are about to see the latest work of that great Scandinavian director, Ingmar Bergman. Of this more profound genre, I favor most the work of the French directors, the great French directors — subtle, enigmatic, sophisticated. They sent the wrong film. The Muppets' Wizard of Oz Synopsis: Dorothy Gale lives with her Auntie Em and Uncle Henry in a trailer park in Kansas. I'm afraid so, Francine. Uh — it's … it's "Rhett" actually. Next on the show is my very favorite kind of motion picture. You must think. Heh heh heh! Uh, hey, listen, I have a — I have a mission to fly, but when I get back, maybe I could buy you a root beer. A basketful of kisses, honey. Go away. Okay, hold, wait wait wait wait — hold on there! No, amnesia's often temporary. The Muppets' Wizard of Oz provides sporadic amusement, but certainly fails to live up to the highly pleasing standards of the Muppets' past films.
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